Virus Writers

…these people surely can’t be stupid, they write what must be considered clever code, they figure out ways of avoiding detection and then think of ingenious ways of delivering their content. It’s at this point they fall down, viruses are easy to spot.
Why are their English language skills so bad? Is it an in-joke I’m missing, that coders [...]

Modern Warfare 2

I have Modern Warefare 2 on my x-box 360
The general view by most critics and the media is that this is one of the best games of the decade – how wrong could the critics be. Admittedly the online game-play is damn good, there are over ten different on-line modes so when you compare it to the benchmark [...]

Proposal

Hi,
On Sunday the 8th Novemeber 2009 I went on one knee and asked Paula to be mine forever. We now have a date set as the 24th September 2010

Ambitions

If anyone says I unambitious, they are wrong.
My aim for the next six months is to get something printed in a magazine called Viz.

Hallowe’en 2009

I designed the below for my Hallowe’een outfit when we went to Redeemer on Saturday (geek chic at it’s best):

HUZZRAHINGS?

Exactly six years ago today I started my first day my current place of work, should this fact be congratulated, commiserated or simply ignored?
I’m taking ten minutes out of my day (“So what” I say, I have never taken tea breaks, morning breaks, afternoon breaks or smoking breaks during my six years) to write on [...]

Tyranasarous Rex and Cat Duck Are No More

Sorry – I forgot to say on the 27th September…
We put Tyranasarous Rex and Cat Duck out for their first whole day outside with the other six adult ducks (which were older by about a week) and we got home to find them deaded.
We figured that the three oldest ducklings had integrated with the six [...]

Changing of the Seasons

Facepalm

Kim Jong-Il

This is actually a warmonkey find, he sent it to me on MSN, but KJ-Il is such an amazing character I had to post it for more people to see.
http://www.11points.com/News-Politics/11_Craziest_Kim_Jong-Il_Moments

And about f****** time too!!

The ducks have laid their first egg today!