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The ducks are doing very well, every morning each of the females usually lays one egg, which is quite good because there are six females. So at about 8:15 after I’m dressed for work I’ll head up to the top of the garden where the ducks are and I’ll let them out of their hutch [...]

I’m pleased to introduce the newest member of my family…. Jäger the German Shepherd Dog Obviously Jäger is in addition to the eight ducks and the cat we already have. I’m just wondering at which point our home will no longer classify as house and instead becomes a farm.

One of the ducks laid a crazy huge egg, it weighed 164g with two yolks. See Paula holding it next to a normal one in the photo below, she was also the one that took great pleasure in cooking it and eating it for herself. As warmonkey said: Jesus Christ, it’ll have an ass like [...]

We’ve both had to start attending Church! I suppose if this is the worst thing to come out of planning a wedding I suppose it can’t be that bad.

…these people surely can’t be stupid, they write what must be considered clever code, they figure out ways of avoiding detection and then think of ingenious ways of delivering their content. It’s at this point they fall down, viruses are easy to spot. Why are their English language skills so bad? Is it an in-joke I’m missing, that [...]

I have Modern Warefare 2 on my x-box 360 The general view by most critics and the media is that this is one of the best games of the decade – how wrong could the critics be. Admittedly the online game-play is damn good, there are over ten different on-line modes so when you compare it to the [...]

Hi, On Sunday the 8th Novemeber 2009 I went on one knee and asked Paula to be mine forever. We now have a date set as the 24th September 2010

If anyone says I unambitious, they are wrong. My aim for the next six months is to get something printed in a magazine called Viz.

I designed the below for my Hallowe’een outfit when we went to Redeemer on Saturday (geek chic at it’s best):

Exactly six years ago today I started my first day my current place of work, should this fact be congratulated, commiserated or simply ignored? I’m taking ten minutes out of my day (“So what” I say, I have never taken tea breaks, morning breaks, afternoon breaks or smoking breaks during my six years) to write [...]