lightsaber
Sometimes I think “What I’d give to have a real life lightsaber in my hands right now.” Although I do have a pair of force FX lightsabers which, if I were to feel a geeky need to, I suppose I could wield. I’m actually talking about how cool it would be to own a real lightsabre: Oh no, I can’t be arsed to walk around the long way, I’ll just cut myself a new door in this wall. What’s your pointless and retarded problem you are having with your computer Mr Work Colleague – opps – I seem to have beheaded you. Bollocks, that door is locked – pwhoosh, Vvvurv, phwwwish - ’access granted’.
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He works full time in IT and spends his evenings feeding the farm that is his home has become. Mark loves playing Ultimate every now and again, toying with his camera and has just started scuba diving.

